March 5th, 2014 at 7:29 pm by Mark
Tags: condoms, contraception, diseases, irony, sex, std, teenagers
Sure, go ahead. Protect what’s totally replaceable rather than protecting the rest of your life. Totally makes sense…

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February 18th, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Anita
Tags: birth control, condoms, contraception, crocs, duckface, pills
Duckface and Crocs are also 100% effective because they cause involuntary abstinence.

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September 17th, 2012 at 9:02 pm by Mark
Tags: abortion, apple, bad parenting, contraception, iphone, sheep, think different
Her mother should have been the poster child for the Abortion debate… Or even the birth control debate… I’m jus’ sayin’…

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