By the looks of Kroger’s, you’d think the Apocalypse was under way!

Exactly!

I know a few blonde officers but none of them are that bad…

As some women do — and we all know at least one — she’ll likely end up driving away without a ticket due to her ability to, “utilize her assets.” Whoever said, “Justice is blind,” obviously never had to deal with a pair of 36D’s in a push-up bra.

I guess it’s tough trying to make ends meet as a Jedi these days…