One of the few things in the world that smells better than bacon…

Unfortunately, his divorce papers were served 04/20/2012. Perhaps the Facebook post was a bad idea.

Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.

Conversely, these study’s Administrators largely consisted of short, fat, balding European accountants — overwhelmingly Caucasian males — who possess only a tenuous grasp of both common sense and the society around them, and have almost no chance of ever getting laid without money changing hands. Click here for more loanovao.co.uk

While demotivational graphics can be humorous to those endowed with the gift of sarcasm, they absolute do not translate to real life. Unless, of course, you want to make your own damn sammich.

“everyone I know
goes away
in the end…”
— Nine Inch Nails, Hurt