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By contrast, lock a friend and your dog in the trunk for twelve hours. Which one will be happy to see you when you open it?

Sure, there are a few kinks to work out, including, but not limited to, its innate need to attack household pets, chase cars, SQUIRREL! roll in mud, SQUIRREL! attempt to eat pizza delivery men, SQUIRREL! etc. Waste management may also be an issue…

Labs are known for their high intelligence, loyalty and eagerness to please. On the downside, they’re also known to be extremely needy, hyperactive and easily bored. Many people don’t realize how much attention they require. But as a constant companion, they’re about the best dog you can possibly own.

Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!