Posts Tagged with "evil"

Evil Shoes!

March 10th, 2015 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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It’s no wonder some peoples’ feet hurt after a long day at work…

Evil Shoes

Evil Cellphone Tricks: Cat Facts Revenge

March 7th, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Mark
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I didn’t think the Cat Facts prank could be usurped, but I was wrong.


Evil Cellphone Tricks: Cat Facts

February 24th, 2012 at 6:37 pm by Mark
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I’ve done some exceptional SMS pranks, but this one deserves an Award.

Note: Too bad there’s no attribution, because this is truly brilliant.


October 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 am by Mark
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Given the opportunity, one of the things people find most perplexing about me is how much animals love me. Be it the angriest dog or the most shy housecat, or even wild animals such as deer or tigers, they show little fear and seek out my attention like I’m an old friend they’ve known for years. Unless they’re ferrets.

For whatever reason, as soon as I near one, even the most docile of ferrets will turn ferocious, seeking blood from the closest jugular vein they can attach themselves to, whether it belongs to me or the poor bastard holding them.

Ferrets are evil, and I know this. And I’m sure I’m not the only one…