Posts Tagged with "blood"

Lacking in the Romance Department?

March 20th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
Tags: , ,

Strangely enough, I’ve seen it both ways. When posting images on the Internet, context definitely counts…

Rose Petals Leading to the Bed: "Wish someone was romantic enough to do this for me, just once." "I thought those were bloodstains." "There are two kinds of people..."


October 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 am by Mark
Tags: , , , , , ,

Given the opportunity, one of the things people find most perplexing about me is how much animals love me. Be it the angriest dog or the most shy housecat, or even wild animals such as deer or tigers, they show little fear and seek out my attention like I’m an old friend they’ve known for years. Unless they’re ferrets.

For whatever reason, as soon as I near one, even the most docile of ferrets will turn ferocious, seeking blood from the closest jugular vein they can attach themselves to, whether it belongs to me or the poor bastard holding them.

Ferrets are evil, and I know this. And I’m sure I’m not the only one…

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Baby’s Got Blood

October 22nd, 2010 at 8:00 am by Mark
Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Baby’s got BLOOD — not Back. And no, IT’S NOT FUNNY!