Chuck Norris Ain’t All That
January 9th, 2013 at 5:14 pm by MarkTags: bruce-lee, chuck norris, fighting
With all the hype about Chuck Norris, people seem to have forgotten about Bruce Lee…
With all the hype about Chuck Norris, people seem to have forgotten about Bruce Lee…
A little twist on, “Do these jeans make my butt look big?”
Marines have been known to cause all sorts of accidental injuries.
So basically, the Knoxville Ice Bears vs. the Fayetteville FireAntz Hockey Game gets called because of fighting. I had no idea they were supposed to be nice to each other…
“Hockey is a lot like chess on ice. Or it would be, if the excitement of chess was based on when the guy with the white pieces shoves his bishop up the other guy’s ass and breaks his neck with a big wooden stick.”
— Stewart King
Personally, I blame Canada.