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For all of the comic book-addicted 40 year olds out there in Internet land, it’s wise to remember that Eating is not considered a super power.

Food quality, both in restaurants and store-shelf products, has certainly taken a nosedive the last two years. Rising costs of products and mandatory wage increases — pushed by political agendas — are mostly to blame. As minimum wage was pushed up, the mandatory wage increase caused many food industry average wages to fall to the minimum wage baseline just to account for the increased low-end labor cost. Meanwhile, food costs have increased in both restaurants and in stores, and with less money to go around, you can almost understand employee apathy in the food industry. And with apathy comes an even higher cost.

Unfortunately, many food workers fail to take into account that unsafe and improper handling of food products not only leads to increased production costs. In fact, it can often lead to large outbreaks of food-borne illnesses such as Salmonella, E.coli, Staphylococcus, and even Hepatitis…

It’s not often you see a clever sign that someone hasn’t made at an online generator like says-it.com. But this well-known BBQ restaurant in Asheville, NC, Little Pigs Genuine Pit, certainly has a knack… They play gambling fox most of the time out there.

Photo Credit: Joey Bridges, via Facebook

You still have to be careful of the first two types, because the third may mimick the first two and possess a bit more imagination… Those sluts can be tricky!