Sometimes, you just know.

The designation for Extreme Type A Personalities is CDO, because it’s more correct to alphabetize Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder’s acronym.

Suddenly, Tommy realized taking a pee in his neighbor’s front yard wasn’t such a good idea…

Coming home to find that Edward Cullen took a crap in your toilet and didn’t flush has to top the list.

My favorite is during Snow season, when I tell everyone, “I got nine inches. The wife’s really happy.”