The one where the guy takes a shit in the catbox and the girlfriend takes it to the vet to ask what the fuck is wrong with her cat?

That’s funny.

I’m always amazed at how the environmentally conscious “green” future is always so … white?

The Transport Security Administration has agreed not to touch my monkey when I go to the airport.

However, they reserve the right to visually inspect its genital area…

Having been a systems administrator at several Internet Dating sites, I’ve often pondered the question: if they have Multiple Personality Disorder, does it count as Group Sex?

For all I know this may just be old. At least as old as Mid-January. But I missed it. And when I need to get a good belly-laugh – this does it.