Posts Tagged with "innuendo"

Eat More … Umm, Nevermind

January 28th, 2012 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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It’s like I’ve always said: Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats.

Besides … Who is PeTA kidding? Silicone isn’t meat.

DIY Vasectomy

January 25th, 2012 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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This certainly doesn’t seem like a particularly safe promotional plan…

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Wake Up with the King?

January 23rd, 2012 at 11:31 pm by Mark
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I told you that Burger King was an untrustworthy freak. But in this situation, I suppose Wendy preferred a Whopper to a Big Mac…

Is He Perhaps … SATAN?

January 22nd, 2012 at 1:24 pm by Mark
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This post is especially crafted for after one of those boring Sunday morning sermons. But maybe this preacher is the type who thinks Mary was a bitch because she rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem…

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Cellphone Auto-Correct Epic Fail

January 21st, 2012 at 11:15 am by Mark
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The speech-to-text fiasco on Windows Phone 7 will never trump the craziness of text-to-text on the Android…