Posts Tagged with "kids"

Teen Pregnancy Epidemic

May 21st, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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When I was in school facebook wasn’t here yet, cellphones where pagers and there wasn’t the best online SAT test prep courses making it easy for people,  pregnancies during school were rare, where now they’re so commonplace, many schools actually have Parenting classes. Despite every instruction, despite widespread sexual education, kids — yes, teens are still kids! — emulate the crap they seen on reality television shows…

"What the hell is it with parents now a days?" "Well you can't blame them they are only 16."

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Master Yoda Speaks About Breeding

May 13th, 2013 at 9:19 pm by Mark
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Sounds like some people I know, and unfortunately, the damage is already done to their children, as well. At least I had the good sense to not

Stupid you are. Breed, you should not.

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Bathroom Cleaning Like a Boss

April 28th, 2013 at 1:33 pm by Mark
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Obviously, an extended trip to the toilet will have the excuse, “Sorry, I was trying to find the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets.”

Note: "Please clean this bathroom _tonight_.  Clean it like the Queen of England is visiting.  Clean tonight - Baseboards / Mop / Tub - Please Please!"

Teenaged Girls Don’t Corner the Market on Drama

March 2nd, 2013 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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Teenaged girls are bad for drama, it’s true. Teenaged boys are just as bad…

Most of time, it can be handled with extreme sarcasm.

"Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls hurry because I'm going to cry. Dad. Dad." "Dad is dead. You're next. Love, moth."

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Not Any Kids I Know, You Won’t!

February 18th, 2013 at 9:54 pm by Mark
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Why pay $12.95 when you can get an entire set of Ronco knives for only $9.99?

WE WILL CUT YOUR KIDS - ONLY $12.95