The United States doesn’t corner the market on sexual innuendos for names, as proven by this Australian. You have to wonder — was it really his name, or did he just want to show how naïve the media can be?

I’ll bet the guy holding the first sign knows from first “hand” experience…

For those who were unable to reap the benefits of the March 14th National Holiday (More Information) or properly take matters in hand, be aware that there could be rather serious side-effects.

There is a suitable explanation for this that doesn’t include Photoshop, however, it would make this guy blind as a bat, with palms hairier than a Yeti’s butt…

Of course, the high-tech version of this includes a wheel, a piezo electric generator, a computer and a wrist strap…