Of course, the high-tech version of this includes a wheel, a piezo electric generator, a computer and a wrist strap…

Can you really argue with Madea’s logic?

If animals could talk, you just know they’d prove that the F-bomb is sometimes warranted. (NSFW lanuage)

Unfortunately, they also wouldn’t support my right to Keep and Arm Bears. But I do like the bit about blaming Canada…

This is exactly why testosterone and feminine products should never be mixed.