When you see something like this, you know it isn’t just paranoia — the birds really are out to get you!

And, just like that, Wikipedia was edited by some anonymous boob to reflect 2013 instead of what’s actually in the damn movie. (see link) This is why you don’t use it as a primary resource for anything worthwhile…

Again, we see English words used as a design element… in this case, the lyrics to a popular Eminem song. This is, however, not unlike the American idiot with, “I’m a sweet little prostitute,” tattooed on his arm in Chinese because he thought it said, “Fierce warrior.”

I’d blame the $500 Million Powerball Lottery jackpot, but it started prior to that. I’d blame the Holiday season, but it started before that, as well. The problem is that a short, five-mile drive now results in no less than three near-head-on collisions, at least two incidents where a driver takes a right turn from the far left lane with no regard for other traffic, at least one person who pulls out from a parking lot directly in front of you when you’re only ten feet from them, and no less than four morons who keep inching out at stops and nearly take out the entire right side of your vehicle. I’m gonna have to go with Early Grace’s explanation of this phenomenon…

Whoah … Those two chairs even look like a walker!