Calling your band “Various Artists” in the MP3 era is right on par with calling your band “Free Beer” in the bar-band era: clever, yet ineffective.

In the original Star Wars trilogy, Christopher Walken, Richard Dreyfuss, John Travolta, Robert De Niro, Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone, Al Pacino, and Nick Nolte were all considered for the role of the now iconic Han Solo. Lucas didn’t want to use actors from his other films, such as American Graffiti, but Harrison Ford walked away with part.

Still, you have to wonder … What the Hell kind of name is “Han Solo,” anyway?

If I didn’t already know that Bonerwood Drive is just off of Edmondson Pike in Nashville, TN, I’d assume it was close to the intersection of Redundant and Innuendo. Especially when you consider how you go down below Whispering Hills and find Cherrywood…

A coyote, once trapped in a snare, will often chew off its own paw to avoid being caught.

This could be easily explained by saying that he stayed at this hotel…