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     Former Senator and Presidential Hopeful John McCain’s 24-year-old daughter Meghan posted this photo on Twitter, with much rebuke.

     Interestingly, if you look close enough, you can see a book called “Andy Warhol.”

     I’d only add the following disclaimer…

WARNING:  OBJECTS IN WEBCAM ARE
SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR.

     Seriously, what the Hell is everyone bitching about?  I’ve seen more risque images on the Country Music Awards, for chrissakes, and nobody bitches about that… and she’s at least OF LEGAL AGE, unlike half the girls these friggin’ Internet pervs lust after (sick bastards should all be shot!).

     For further entertainment, check out her article about the whole sordid ordeal.

UPDATE 10/17/2009 @ 1:29AM US/EASTERN

     This just in from Fracas…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_m81PNBXc

     Although, the video would have been funnier if he’d glammed it up a bit and cried…

Tip: Kudos to Fracas for keeping me informed

     Umm… Okay, yes, we had the Strohaus, but …

     And there I thought, back in 1982, the “official” beers would have been any of those nine colors of World’s Fair Beer, which was easily as bad as the swill Jimmy Carter’s brother made…

     Ahh, but who the Hell am I to argue with this beautiful — and oh-so-tasteful — mirror-placque from back in the day…?

“I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors,
but I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor. 
And when I die I expect to find him laughing…”
— Blashphemous Rumours, Depeche Mode

Tip: Her Royal Uprariousness, Fracas