Unfortunately, given the sub-line, I think I could make at least one disturbing guess… and at least another that’s absolutely disgusting.

They say that many men gives their penis a name because they don’t want a stranger making ninety percent of their decisions.  My penis, for instance, is named Dwayne Johnson, although it usually goes by its alias, “The Rock.”  *cough*

You can choose the name based on many factors, like its size for instance. Men in adult films who have big packages as seen in adult clips and galleries can often make men with small tools insecure. Of course, it is given that the thing between their legs could drive women crazy. That can affect your inspiration when it comes to picking a name for your penis. Do what’s necessary to make you feel proud saying its name out load!

Just in case you’re not creative enough to come up with a name for your penis on own or with the help of a “loved” one, Amazon now sells The Penis Name Book.

In any sort of relationship where two adults must live in close proximity, there are certain things each much be considerate of. While personal hygeine is certainly important, it doesn’t trump the fact that cleaning up after yourself can sometimes be even more important…

Man, and I thought Ceiling Cat was a right bastard…

The biggest problem with those freakin’ vampires is that they’re always tryin’ to be so damned clever!

That said, if Garlic kept away Sarcasm like it did clever Vampires, I’d probably be the most boring, humourless tool on the face of the planet. Me, I always end up with the stupid ones…