Unless, of course, the intent was to use your pole and then start kissing on a rather fishy-smelling cat…

However, I won’t be going to this one. My mouth isn’t pretty enough, and I will not squeal like a pig.

Interestingly, the vast majority of rural accidents begin with the phrase, “Hey! Watch this!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7svtn1l7phE