Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

Viral Stupidity: What Does the Fox Say?

December 11th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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Is it just me, or does this song, The Fox, make Gangnam Style look like it was written by a Nobel Society Genius? It’s like some kind of nightmarishly insane Children’s book come to life with Old MacDonald cosplay, and will certainly make you lose more brain cells than reading Paris Hilton’s Twitter archive. Even Björk looks at these guys says, “You’re f@#$ing weird!”

And since they keep asking the question, I’d just love to tell them, the Fox either barks like the small canine it is, makes up some really horrible news, or says, “Sorry, Ylvis, you’re not my type.”

Thank you. Drive through.

Tom Single-Handedly Increases Pennsylvania Job Market

July 26th, 2013 at 5:41 pm by Mark
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How you can “suck” working at a video store these days is beyond me. Not only can you ignore what cases you put a returned DVD in, you don’t even have to rewind them…

Family Video: "Now Hiring Part-Time Positions Because Tom Sucks"

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Teenager Stands No Chance Against Sarcastic Parent

July 12th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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Teenagers can be the most sarcastic, irreverent lifeforms in the known universe. But this one is still not gonna get one up on Dad…

(to dad) "What's up?" "Gas prices." "Lol, dad. I mean like what are ou doing?" "Your mom." "I want to move out."

Surviving Philadelphia: How to Avoid Hipsters

July 9th, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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Hipsters must be avoided at all costs, if only for the simple fact that in their pretense, they were annoyed by you first.

Surviving Philadelphia: Where to Avoid Hipsters

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Guys: It’s Never Too Hot to Take Off Your Shirt

July 8th, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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According to most women, the only man allowed to take off his shirt at any given time is Channing Tatum.

Shirt Tag: "100% Cotton, Machine Wash Cold. It's never so hot that you have to take off your shirt. Don't be that guy."