Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

No, But Your Dog Does…

March 15th, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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And you can tell Marcellus Wallace *that!*

I'm only gonna ask you this one more mothafuckin' time... Do I look like a bitch?  (Samuel L. Dogson)  (WTF?!)

Manager’s Special at the Grocery Outlet

March 14th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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While this sort of abbreviation might be okay for the inventory control system, it’s simply not suitable for customers. Especially customers like me who immediately think, “Just how tasty are they?” “Are they made with real ass?” or “How many white people can they fit in a box that small?”

Managers Special: Tasty Ass Crackers 165G - $1.99 - Save $1.000

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Cemetery for the Sarcastic?

March 13th, 2013 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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As if the map to the Yolo Cemetery wasn’t enough, Google was even kind enough to give us a link to buy more “You Only Live Once” gear.

YOLO Cemetery, Fremont, WI

Teenaged Girls Don’t Corner the Market on Drama

March 2nd, 2013 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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Teenaged girls are bad for drama, it’s true. Teenaged boys are just as bad…

Most of time, it can be handled with extreme sarcasm.

"Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls hurry because I'm going to cry. Dad. Dad." "Dad is dead. You're next. Love, moth."

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Most Clothes Don’t Need Washing Instructions

January 27th, 2013 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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Colors on cold, tumble dry, and never iron a design is simply common sense, right? Unfortunately, “common sense” is a commodity these days and “sarcasm” is the coping mechanism of choice…

For Best Results: Marchine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Never iron design.  For Worst Results: Drag thru puddle behind car. Blow dry on roof rack.