Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

Popular Scented Candles

August 25th, 2012 at 6:20 pm by Mark
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Another popular candle was scented with cat fur, which had been boiled in water and oil prior to its infusion into wax. You don’t even want to know what it was called…

Facebook: Support Group for the Terminally Emo

August 24th, 2012 at 5:38 pm by Mark
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Facebook is the perfect enabler for overly emotional narcissists, drama queens and asshats just looking to pick a fight… Asshats like Jake, who’s so obviously trying to stir the pot. *rolls eyes* Seriously, Jake, she’s fine — she just needs some Advil®.

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Divorce Rates Soar Due to Facebook

August 18th, 2012 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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Unfortunately, his divorce papers were served 04/20/2012. Perhaps the Facebook post was a bad idea.

Adult ADHD: Making Every Day Unmemorable

August 17th, 2012 at 5:46 pm by Mark
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This doesn’t sound like anyone I know, but SQUIRREL!

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Embracing Racist & Sexist Stereotypes

August 16th, 2012 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Some people just have a knack for poking fun at stereotypes. Although, for effect, I would’ve made the tagline say, “good ruck” instead…