Sometimes it is okay to play with your food.

Yes, you heard right. But that’s one seriously cheap kid, if you ask me … Much safer — and healthier — to hit the beer, errr, Condom aisle … Click this site for instant knockout here.

This rule also applies to lollipops, popsicles, corn dogs, and other phallus-shaped items which may not be restricted entirely to food… Unless, of course, you’re trying to get someone’s attention…

I had no idea they allowed this sort of thing on YouTube. Simply amazing… Hurry, before it’s gone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zNxUkKQ86k

Although, you have to admire how straightforward he was about it.