Sure, there are a few kinks to work out, including, but not limited to, its innate need to attack household pets, chase cars, SQUIRREL! roll in mud, SQUIRREL! attempt to eat pizza delivery men, SQUIRREL! etc. Waste management may also be an issue…

When the newer Star Wars Trilogy began in 1999, many felt that it betrayed the story told in the old Trilogy. More than a decade later, there are still many questions we’d like to ask and understand from creator, George Lucas. One of the largest plot holes, for instance, is why didn’t Vader remember building Threepio or meeting Artoo? Unfortunately, Lucas, has retired the entire story due to fan backlash, so we’ll never know why the Hell he introduced the most hated and annoying character ever: Jar Jar Binks.

Perhaps Jessica doesn’t care for his incessant references to Star Wars. Perhaps she’s worried about his obsessive attention to fantasy. Perhaps it’s disheartening that he won’t take “no,” for an answer. But the primary reason Jessica doesn’t want to be with him is because he WANTS TO CUT HER OPEN, PULL OUT HER GUTS AND CLIMB INSIDE HER TO KEEP WARM! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Does anyone else ever wonder if the blue milk would make your pee blue? Just me? Thpft…