Nothing is sacred. Not even Star Wars.

I’m guessing somewhere, right now, there’s a bottle of lotion and a box of Kleenex™ missing, too…

It starts with a bit of raging against Authority.

Sooner or later, they’re being arrested for minor crimes.

And eventually, move up to major crimes…

Pay attention to the warning signs!

Everything was fine until those damned Westboro Trekkies showed up…

When unemployment is at its worst, you do what you have to do to survive. I’m just surprised these guys didn’t consider a career in geek porn.