Posts Tagged with "star wars"

Naturally Occurring AT-AT Walker

June 1st, 2013 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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When you begin seeing AT-AT Walkers in the clouds, you know it’s time to stop watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back so often…

Star Wars AT-AT Walker in the Clouds: "Mother of God!"

Master Yoda Speaks About Breeding

May 13th, 2013 at 9:19 pm by Mark
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Sounds like some people I know, and unfortunately, the damage is already done to their children, as well. At least I had the good sense to not

Stupid you are. Breed, you should not.

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Pop Tarts for Star Wars Fans

April 11th, 2013 at 5:13 pm by Mark
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This follows some absolutely inedible creations found at the grocery outlet a few weeks ago…

Pop Tarts: Han Solo in Carbonite

Facebook Status Hack? Check. Phone Prank? Check.

March 10th, 2013 at 1:42 pm by Mark
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This is the perfect time to perform the otherwise useless skill of yelling, “Dude! She called you a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” in Shyriiwook.

I gained access to my friend's Facebook account. This was the only logical thing to do. Status: "I'm giving 10 bucks to the person who calls me with the best Chewbacca impression within the next 20 minutes. I expect the line will be busy, so don't linger when you call."

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An Out of This World High School?

March 4th, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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Parkland High School, in Allentown, PA, has the distinction of being able to do point-five past lightspeed, and make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Parkland High School, Allentown, PA: Millennium Falcon