I didn’t fail Biology or Math when I was in school, and thus, never fathered any children. I will admit, however, that I did fail English once, which is a bit odd to me, considering it is my first language…

I attempted a variation of this, but try as I might, the anvils just wouldn’t fit in my pockets without tearing my jeans…

Facebook constantly reminds me of what a fine line there is between Clever and Stupid…

If Lisa Lampanelli is the Queen of Mean and Lady Gaga is the Empress of Eccentricity, then Nicki Minaj is definitely the Sovereign of Stupidity.

Everyone’s heard at least one joke about any given Blonde’s, umm, let’s call it, umm, lack of wisdom. But occasionally, you see something that makes you wonder: Was it stupidity, or sarcasm?