Coming home to find that Edward Cullen took a crap in your toilet and didn’t flush has to top the list.

How will anyone know you’re interested if you never have the nerve to tell them? Of course, here they take it on with a harmless joke, and finding a funny side to situations is healthy! Some people do have questions like these however. How to talk to girls, or even once you have, how to last longer in bed are very common questions that people can sadly be to timid or not have the right person to talk to about it. Talk to a trusted friend, or a counselor, and be careful what advice you choose to listen to online if you decide to look for answers there. Be ready to run into many funny posts on the topic like this one! Don’t get frustrated, all posts like this one mean is that it is that prevalent, and therefore perfectly ok to not know how to deal with yourself. Allow yourself to have fun with it too!

All of this is easily explained: Edward Cullen’s so glittery, he was was probably crapped out of a Unicorn’s butt.

Don’t even get him started about glitter…

It’s no big secret that Twilight is more gay than Zacque’s house key…