Apparently, that whole “red stapler” thing stuck in my head. I think Lumbergh would make an excellent, if not quirky, Sith Lord…

When the newer Star Wars Trilogy began in 1999, many felt that it betrayed the story told in the old Trilogy. More than a decade later, there are still many questions we’d like to ask and understand from creator, George Lucas. One of the largest plot holes, for instance, is why didn’t Vader remember building Threepio or meeting Artoo? Unfortunately, Lucas, has retired the entire story due to fan backlash, so we’ll never know why the Hell he introduced the most hated and annoying character ever: Jar Jar Binks.

It starts with a bit of raging against Authority.

Sooner or later, they’re being arrested for minor crimes.

And eventually, move up to major crimes…

Pay attention to the warning signs!