The biggest problem with those freakin’ vampires is that they’re always tryin’ to be so damned clever!

That said, if Garlic kept away Sarcasm like it did clever Vampires, I’d probably be the most boring, humourless tool on the face of the planet. Me, I always end up with the stupid ones…

     When I think about the really bad 80’s movie, The Lost Boys (starring a couple of Corey’s and a young 24 Star), the only thing that’s truly memorable is Grandpa’s line at the end…

That’s one thing I always hated about Santa Carla… all the goddamn vampires!

     Apparently, Lawndale, California will have no such problem, thanks to patriots like Councilman Jim Ramsey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bNvt-z0QiM

     When you consider Lawndale’s geographic location, it’s pretty sound logic, methinks.  There are plenty of things that suck around there.

Hat tip Sara @ Daily Shite