As long as they don’t forget to drop a few slimy Cheerios on it before turning it in…

Decrying most any politician for dishonesty makes about as much sense as drinking for sobriety. If these are my choices, I’m voting for Mickey Mouse again.

As several states — North Carolina, in particular — are deciding whether asking for ID to vote is a “racism” concern, I offer this one piece of, “Kiss my ass!” If it was good enough Nelson Mandela, it’s good enough for you, too.

The results are in. Regardless of the winner, we’re still gonna get screwed…

Funny how due to the evolution of the English language we’re left with a rather disturbing mental image when reading this sign.

Of course, there’s also the argument that it was literal, and meant for the those who weren’t intelligent enough to use a voting machine a few years ago… I’m jus’ sayin’…