A little twist on, “Do these jeans make my butt look big?”

Santa’s looking a bit thinner three days later…

Many women expect men to make decisions about subjects they have no idea about, especially if they’re not sure what they want. But past decisions about what color and design goes best with the living room curtains or if this belt matches that dress and handbag — and Oh my God! Now we’re going to have to change the makeup now and get a new haircut, or get a hair removal treatment with a Touch Up Laser for more— some women are so impossible that they actually expect a man to read their mind and say what he thinks she wants, whereupon if he improperly predicts the precise words that are bouncing around in the ether of her head, he’s in the proverbial doghouse.

In other cases, you get these types…

The old demographics, showing that 92% of Internet users were male, no longer apply given that it’s 2012 and Internet and Email usage is pretty proportionate between men and women. So why do we all still get the penis enlargement emails?

Although, I think that could get boring real fast…