Happy New Year!

January 1st, 2019 at 11:04 am by Mike

Mark, we hate you. We love you. Thank you for your service, bro — because even if you weren’t enlisted, you watched out for us, Old Man.

It is what it is.

Pennywise is Not IT

September 14th, 2017 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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Despite the fact that any rendition would have to be better than the crap 80’s version of Stephen King’s IT, I’m still sick of the commercials…

* Hat tip to Chered for the idea

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Facebook Relationship Status: Netflix & Weed

July 26th, 2017 at 7:31 pm by Mike
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And everything was good until he realized Netflix was actually stalking him through his Samsung Smart TV…

Apartment for Rent?

July 24th, 2017 at 5:02 pm by Chered
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And it was in such a good neighborhood…

Horror Movies: What Scares YOU?

July 14th, 2017 at 5:15 pm by Mike
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I still have recurring nightmares about those little kids singing, “There’s something special going on at Shell!” in the gas station commercial from twenty years ago…