The Walking Dead’s New Badass: Morgan

March 29th, 2015 at 9:10 pm by Mark
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Unlike the group — and especially Carol — Morgan doesn’t need any guns!

The Walking Dead's Morgan: "How about I give you some of my big cup of 'nope!'?"

The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale

March 29th, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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Tonight, it’s the exciting conclusion of The Walking Dead’s fifth season. Is Rick Grimes batshit crazy? Will Peter the Porch Dick meet his untimely demise? Will Negan and the Wolves finally be revealed? Will Carl ever learn to stay in the damn house?

Rick & Coral.  Rick: "Coral, Did you hear about the tailor who became a zombie?"  Carl: "Dad, please stop"  Rick: "It was a fitting end, Coral!  A FITTING END!"

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Are Your Doors Alarmed?

March 23rd, 2015 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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It was a typical Monday. Forgot to grab my badge before going into work. The level eight door was highly agitated even at 8:30AM…

Level 3 Door: This Door is Alamed After 5pm.  (Note: "Before then, it's just generally anxious...")

McRodents – 10 Pounds for $1?

March 22nd, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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For the lysdexics in the audience, the sign below does *not* say that the mice are McFurry…

McDonald's Ice - MICE - 10 LB Bag $1.00.

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UPS Logic Fail

March 21st, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Chered
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Right, because nobody ever has the same schedule through the week. To make matters worse, UPS will leave a yellow sticker on your door telling you to come to their pick-up counter, which is only open from 1PM-4PM, Monday through Friday.

UPS: "Oh, you're not home at 1PM? We'll try again tomorrow at 1PM."