Alternative Names for STI’s

January 16th, 2017 at 7:09 pm by Cassie
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If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

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Manager Special at the Asian Store

November 11th, 2016 at 10:38 am by Mike
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As is often the case with Engrish, it’s difficult to determine if they mean, “MAJESTIC ass biscuit” or “majestic ASS biscuit.”

It's not just any biscuit.  It's ... Majestic Ass Biscuit $4.99

Stormtrooper Truck Can’t Hit Anything

November 10th, 2016 at 12:22 pm by Mark
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Guaranteed, this truck will never hit anything when driven in reverse… But it’ll prove to make a Hell of an easy target!

Star Wars Stormtroopers: "Best Truck Ever"

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What if Only Children Voted?

November 9th, 2016 at 3:59 pm by Mike
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As long as they don’t forget to drop a few slimy Cheerios on it before turning it in…

Twitter - Ryan George: "Here's what the electoral map would look like if only 3-year-olds voted today."