At times, in-store advertising is just … creepy.

Unlike many who might get a Darwin Award, this guys last words weren’t, “Hey, hold my beer…”

Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and the idiot taking your order looks at you and says, “Do you want cheese on that?” There might be a reason…

For several years, many parents have felt that most cheerleading programs & routines crossed the line and were far too “provocative.”

As in Dating 101, keep it simple. Once you’ve approached the object of your desire, assure it you’re not a douchebag, and refer to the diagram below.