Darwinism in Action
May 19th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by MarkTags: asshats, darwinism, humor, sarcasm
Unlike many who might get a Darwin Award, this guys last words weren’t, “Hey, hold my beer…”

Unlike many who might get a Darwin Award, this guys last words weren’t, “Hey, hold my beer…”

Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and the idiot taking your order looks at you and says, “Do you want cheese on that?” There might be a reason…

For several years, many parents have felt that most cheerleading programs & routines crossed the line and were far too “provocative.”

As in Dating 101, keep it simple. Once you’ve approached the object of your desire, assure it you’re not a douchebag, and refer to the diagram below.

Sure, there are a few kinks to work out, including, but not limited to, its innate need to attack household pets, chase cars, SQUIRREL! roll in mud, SQUIRREL! attempt to eat pizza delivery men, SQUIRREL! etc. Waste management may also be an issue…
