Darwinism in Action

May 19th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Unlike many who might get a Darwin Award, this guys last words weren’t, “Hey, hold my beer…”

Stupidity at an All-Time High

May 19th, 2012 at 12:06 pm by Michelle
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Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and the idiot taking your order looks at you and says, “Do you want cheese on that?” There might be a reason…

Innappropriate Behavior for High School Cheerleaders

May 18th, 2012 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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For several years, many parents have felt that most cheerleading programs & routines crossed the line and were far too “provocative.”

Dating 102: The Illustrated Guide to Picking Up Chicks

May 17th, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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As in Dating 101, keep it simple. Once you’ve approached the object of your desire, assure it you’re not a douchebag, and refer to the diagram below.

Build Your Own AT-AT Walker

May 16th, 2012 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Sure, there are a few kinks to work out, including, but not limited to, its innate need to attack household pets, chase cars, SQUIRREL! roll in mud, SQUIRREL! attempt to eat pizza delivery men, SQUIRREL! etc. Waste management may also be an issue…