Archive for January, 2009

FahQ of the Day for 01/22/2009

January 22nd, 2009 at 5:44 am by Mark
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Psychology sucks.

Skull F&*#cker!

So do bad animated GIFs.

Speaking of… Umm… That…

January 21st, 2009 at 10:01 pm by Mark
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[sarcasm]

They like WHAT?

Filed Under: Things that make you go, “Umm…”

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A Different Kind of Juggling

January 21st, 2009 at 4:36 pm by Glenn
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Today I decided to do some experimenting.

That right there should scare you.

The last time I decided to do some experimenting I chose to see if a stream of piss could hit a piece of lint floating harmlessly down towards the toilet from somewhere around my shoulders.  As the airflow dynamics of a stream of piss proved: you can’t.  Or at least I didn’t.

So, let’s just say that the loss of my shirt and pants was nothing compared to the loss of bathroom privileges at this one particular friends house.

Anyways.

Today I decided to take a shit while jerking off.

The act of writing that last sentence was almost as difficult as the actual act so let me repeat it:

“Today I decided to take a shit while jerking off.”

Now some of you are like “Ewwwww, gross!”, others are like “Huh?”, and then there are those of you who are like “So the fuck what?” and to them I say:

I wasn’t in a bathroom.

The classic BS I have to deal with….

January 20th, 2009 at 7:10 pm by Glenn
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQ7RkyBoBc

And yes. It is six months old. And no. It won’t get old.

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FahQ of the Day for 01/20/2009

January 20th, 2009 at 4:46 pm by Zacque
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