Archive for February, 2014

Polititely Poisoning Your Coffee

February 28th, 2014 at 7:51 pm by Jason
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A few months ago a friend of mine’s wife kept bragging how she was just as crazy and mean as her mother. She had just told us the story about how her mother had put rat poison in her father’s coffee for months.

Writing in the bottom of a Coffee Cup: "You've been poisoned."

Sometimes, Restraining Orders Just Aren’t Enough

February 28th, 2014 at 5:12 pm by Jason
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I know one person who wouldn’t be answering the phone at all but it’s his work number. lol

Nice Try, Block Number, but I Don't Even Answer the Phone for People I Know!

Traumatizing the Dog

February 28th, 2014 at 3:13 pm by Jason
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After this, I didn’t bother letting him watch Where the Red Fern Grows

On reflection, allowing Buddy to watch the end of Old Yeller might not have been the best idea...

Marines at the Beach

February 28th, 2014 at 1:23 pm by Jason
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What, like nobody’s built a sand fort before…

This is why I can't take my marine friends to the beach.

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Putin Slams Obama

February 27th, 2014 at 7:47 pm by Jason
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Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

Vladimir Putin: "Barack Obama... Never Heard of Her."