Posts Tagged with "bestiality"

Counting Sheep

January 28th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

My Girlfriend asked me how many sexual partners I'd had. I started counting but fell asleep.

No More Christmas Candy

January 7th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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The Holidays are over, Christmas candy is on clearance, and some people just can’t help themselves, can they?

The Holidays are Over...

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Unintended Side-Effects of Watching Twilight

May 31st, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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Of course, it’s also a known fact that if you allow boys to watch Twilight, they end up with more sparkling glitter than the average stripper…

That's What Happens When You Let Your Daughter Watch Twilight...

Negative Campaigning for Team Edward

October 8th, 2012 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…

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Negative Campaigning for Team Jacob

October 8th, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…