Yes, it’s old news from 2004, but in nine years, I’ve yet to come up with a single, logical reason that this product exists.

Women who had natural boobs and think they look better with breast implants have obviously never seen themselves from the side. It has nothing to do with size, shape, perkiness, height or angle — women fail to comprehend that implants destroy the body’s natural curves and symmetry, an unintended side effect which automatically makes her look more masculine.

That totally didn’t answer the question, did it? That said, I can’t remember the last time I described any woman’s breasts as “fantastic” …

Movie trailers these days are often far more entertaining than the feature film. It’s no wonder that spoof trailers are becoming a comedy genre of their own… Like this one, based on the mystery of Brittany Spears’ breasts…

Source: Ghost Tits

You thought I was gonna make a sexual innuendo, didn’t you?