Posts Tagged with "drinking"

Cats Can Be Assholes

March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by Cassie
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A cat walks into a bar.

“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.

The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.

“Pour me another…”

"Please Don't Leave Drinks Unattended. The cat is an asshole."

Seriously Bad Judgment?

February 28th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Chered
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And now I need bail money…

Ozzy Osbourne: Judge says to me "Ozzy, you've been brought here for drinking."  So I says, Great! Let's get started!"

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How to Measure Snow in Kentucky

February 21st, 2015 at 9:06 pm by Chered
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If you drink enough rather than playing with them, the snow is irrelevant.

How to Measure Snow in Kentucky

A Valentine’s Day Poem

February 14th, 2015 at 9:37 pm by Mark
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Whether your single or not for Valentine’s Day, one thing is certainly true: There’s always the liquor store option.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. Vodka is Cheaper Than Dinner for Two.

Drink Too Much For New Years?

January 2nd, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Chered
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I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.

When You Get Wine Hangover, It's Called the Grape Depression