Posts Tagged with "emo"

This Door is Overly Emotional

January 24th, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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It’s better this door is alarmed than belligerent — like the ones at WalMart that refuse to open when I walk under the sensors.

This Door is Alarmed from 6 PM to 7 AM. (The rest of the the time it just tries to calm down)

Facebook: Support Group for the Terminally Emo

August 24th, 2012 at 5:38 pm by Mark
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Facebook is the perfect enabler for overly emotional narcissists, drama queens and asshats just looking to pick a fight… Asshats like Jake, who’s so obviously trying to stir the pot. *rolls eyes* Seriously, Jake, she’s fine — she just needs some Advil®.

WTF? Tattoo Fad Run Amok

July 30th, 2012 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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Seriously, this whole tattoo thing is getting old. Every day, someone’s on my Facebook feed sporting their “new ink.” And half of those, they can’t afford to feed their kids or pay back the money they borrowed, but they can afford a $200 tattoo? Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to breed…

And it’s not just the tattoos, but this whole “Tribal Subculture” bullshit, which includes body piercings, gauging and, less popularly, cutting. Or you can mix and match: tattoo a large breasted woman on your leg, and complete it with implants that make Dolly Parton look like a 12-year-old boy.

Tribal, my ass. What Tribe did all this? It must’ve been that Emo tribe on the Pacific Rim, long extinct because of their mass suicide

Black Ice Cream?

May 22nd, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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It’s odd to have lived long enough to see teenaged girls screaming profanities and slurs while fighting in the hallways, and teenaged boys being emotionally needy and crying at the drop of a hat.