Posts Tagged with "forever alone"

Thanksgiving Holiday Tips for the Lonely

November 9th, 2016 at 2:08 pm by Mike
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Can I suggest, “with whole garlic and pepper,” or is it too late for that?

If you’re lonely during thanksgiving put two lemon halves under the skin of your turkey then you can stuff it. Stuff it real good.

How to Keep a Woman Happy?

February 21st, 2014 at 3:48 pm by Mark
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They say, those who can’t do teach, so this professor is forever alone. 😉

Professor: "And that class is how to keep a woman happy."