As is often the case with Engrish, it’s difficult to determine if they mean, “MAJESTIC ass biscuit” or “majestic ASS biscuit.”

It’s not like I don’t make a lot of typos myself, but…

This is about as good an idea as braille on drive-through ATM’s, only because everyone knows dogs can’t read.

*eyebrow* La Leche de Soya?

I was nearly fluent in Spanish years ago. Now the only thing I can remember with any certainty is, “Tengo un bolígrafo rojo.” But I don’t really have a red pen… Or a red stapler, for that matter…