Posts Tagged with "media"

The Campaign for Cheeseburger Equality

January 14th, 2014 at 9:40 pm by Mark
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Next, they’ll be going on about the weight of the burgers. Personally, I don’t want a skinny little burger — I prefer mine a bit “thick.”

Cheeseburgers.  Since when is this more attractive than this?  End the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful. Real burgers | real beauty.

Surviving Philadelphia: How to Avoid Hipsters

July 9th, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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Hipsters must be avoided at all costs, if only for the simple fact that in their pretense, they were annoyed by you first.

Surviving Philadelphia: Where to Avoid Hipsters

Media Duh: “Man Killed to Death”

May 8th, 2013 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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The only thing worse than being killed to death is when I wake up dead. I hate when that happens!

Media: "Man Killed to Death."  Probably the worst way to die...

Media Irony?

May 6th, 2013 at 5:33 pm by Mark
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In this perfect example of irony in Media, you just know the driver will be fired.

Newpaper Delivery Irony: "The Republican: Where the News Hits Home"

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Great Television Dilemmas

February 10th, 2013 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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You know they do this to increase advertising revenues, right?

Can't watch the Grammys because I'll get interested and miss the mid-season premiere of The Walking Dead