Posts Tagged with "money"

Some People Will Believe Anything

June 11th, 2013 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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While we’re at it, I’ll just go ahead and believe everything on the Internet is true, politicians never lie, the check actually is in the mail, and that the red eyes and cotton mouth aren’t actually the first stage of anaphylactic shock because weed is actually good for me given that it’s all natural — just like uranium, arsenic and lead… Thank you! Drive through…

"Jay-Z and Beyonce havnig a baby. I need money for a gift."   Seems Legit.

The Sad Truth About the Economy

April 2nd, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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It’s not because we’re superficial, or spoiled, that money rules our life. Everything costs money in our society today. With more and more people finding themselves unemployed , there’s been much disillusionment about the things we hear on television like even we are turned down for a loan everywhere. According to Moneyfall co uk, money isn’t the root of all evil — but a necessity when you’re trying to have a place to call home, a way to get to and from work, or play online poker and even to eat. With the cost of each of those things having increased so much over the last few years with no end in sight, fear of the loss of any of those three things can be not only overwhelming to an individual, but devastating to an entire population but the only hope is to get unemployed loan… On related article, checkout fast cash loans with no credit check if you need fast financing.

$1 USD: "I am a piece of paper and I control your entire life."

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Dr. Pepper Accepted at McDonald’s

March 29th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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I’ll be the asshole at the drive-thru trying to pay for my upsized double-quarter-pounder with four two-liter Dr. Peppers…

Visa. Mastercard. American Express. Discover. Star. Interlink. McDonald's Arch Card. Oh, good. They accept Dr. Pepper here!

Fairness and Fake Boobs

December 17th, 2012 at 9:01 pm by Mark
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Women who had natural boobs and think they look better with breast implants have obviously never seen themselves from the side. It has nothing to do with size, shape, perkiness, height or angle — women fail to comprehend that implants destroy the body’s natural curves and symmetry, an unintended side effect which automatically makes her look more masculine.

I Think It's Only Fair to Throw Monopoly Money at Strippers with Fake Boobs

One Thing is for Certain: Kids Are Expensive

September 29th, 2012 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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If you don’t have kids, you might be able to afford this window sticker…