Posts Tagged with "police"

The Blonde Speeder and the Blonde Cop

February 27th, 2014 at 5:31 pm by Jason
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I know a few blonde officers but none of them are that bad…

Finally...The Blone Joke to End All Blonde Jokes:  A blonde woman was sppeing down the road in her little red sports car when she was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see her driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.  "Here it is," she said.  The blonde officer looked at the mirror and handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Counterfeit $40 Bills?

February 22nd, 2014 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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I once tried to pay for my coffee at Dunkin Donuts with two Kennedy fifty-cent coins. I say tried because they told me, “We don’t accept foreign currency.”

Subway: We Only Hire the Best.  "At noon on Aug. 1 a Subway employee reported that a customer was attempting to pass a counterfiet $40 bill. Police found the currency, a $50 bill, was genuine."