While not recommended due to the Police knocking down your door for wasting their time, you have to admit, this would be funny as Hell…

I think the only way the police response time could have been faster is if the owner was giving out free donuts on the sidewalk…

I’ll bet “free coffee for LEOs” is out for a week…

Because it’s labor day, there are far too many police. Everyone be safe, and don’t drink and drive.

This is why education is important for police officers and politicians…