Posts Tagged with "porn"

Camping Like Porn?

March 12th, 2014 at 9:06 pm by Cassie
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Yes little Tim. Just like porn! LOL

Scoutmaster: "Now, when we're camping we have to remember two important rules. Never leave a trace and always clean up after yourself."  Scout: "Kind of like porn."

Techniques Learned From Porn

February 20th, 2014 at 9:09 pm by Mark
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It seems that freely available internet porn has made many people have some rather ridiculous expectations of their partners.

* During Sex, I suddenly stop moving. *  Her: "What are you doing?"  Me: "Shhh, it's ok, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called Buffering."

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Fix Duckface with Photoshop

February 18th, 2014 at 3:11 pm by Mark
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I foresee the next big trend in Photoshop shenanigans. This comes after other popular trends, such as turning perfectly innocent photos into porn, and turning porn into perfectly innocent cartoons.

Nor sure if posing for pic... or just eating invisible spaghetti

Hello Kitty Does WHAT?

February 9th, 2014 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s better just to walk away rather than comment. Today is one of those days.

Target Price Tag: "DVD Video, Hello Kitty Eats her V, 9.99"  Grumpy Cat's Response: "No. Err... Wait.. What?"

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I Don’t Think That’s What They Meant…

January 29th, 2014 at 7:21 pm by Mark
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On the off chance that this wasn’t just a complete misunderstanding about a “delivery” video, some things about your parents are just better left unspoken, unwritten and unknown…

VHS Label: "The Making of You.  Starring Mommy & Daddy, w/ a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill."