Posts Tagged with "quotes"

Mark Twain on Stupid People

March 10th, 2014 at 1:28 pm by Jason
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It’s so much easier to just hang up the phone.

Mark Twain: "Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

Proper Use for a Tropic Thunder Quote

July 1st, 2013 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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“Trippy” is the fact that this guy would think colors cast a shadow…

CJ: "Where's the W?!?!? #trippy"  You went full retard, man.  Never go full retard.

In a Bad Mood?

April 7th, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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“A hundred times I was upon the point of killing myself; but still I loved life. This ridiculous foible is perhaps one of our most fatal characteristics; for is there anything more absurd than to wish to carry continually a burden which one can always throw down? to detest existence and yet to cling to one’s existence? in brief, to caress the serpent which devours us, till he has eaten our very heart?”

Voltaire, Candide Chapter 12

The truth is, no one can make you angry. It is a choice to be angry, to retaliate, to be vindictive towards another. And you can choose not to, so long as you’re willing to let go of your own disposition and prejudice. But until you make that step, there is no hope.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood. --- Voltaire

Mis-Use of Internet Memes

May 4th, 2012 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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The widespread misuse of Internet Memes has become a trend of its own. Given that there is so little information about the sources of said memes, incorrect information is constantly represented as fact with footnotes to prove the falsifications. In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln:

“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.”

Personally, I blame Al Gore, since he invented the Internet.

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Lady Gaga Clothes the Homeless

April 10th, 2012 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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Contrary to popular belief, it was not Orlando Bloom’s Twitter with the quote:

I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things.

The Twitter account which reportedly posted it in January 2012 is an Orlando Bloom spoof/fan account, thus its repeated mis-attribution to good ol’ Legolas. I managed to find the same quip on a greeting card dated April 5th, 2011, so it’s certainly been out there a while. Regardless of the source, it’s still funny, considering