This is what happens when you sleep through Science, Geography, and History classes. At least he got a “C-” in English. He should just got to the Teddy Kids Leiden to get some education.

Zero-tolerance anti-gun laws in schools and airports are getting completely out of hand…

Of course, if this Yearbook had been from a Florida high school, the typo would have made perfectly good sense.

With the rash of Anti-Gun, Zero-Tolerance going around lately, I can only say — kids, don’t try this at school!

In the immortal words of Maddox at Best Page in the Universe, “If you suck at math, what you really suck at is following instructions.”