Posts Tagged with "sleep"

Spooning: Fun for Guys?

February 7th, 2014 at 9:10 pm by Mark
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Some things in a relationship are considered, “acceptable risk.” Spooning is one of them.

Spooning.  For Girls: Cute, warm and straight to sleep.  For Boys: Face full of hair, dead arm and an awkward boner.

What Do Cats Do?

June 25th, 2013 at 5:47 pm by Mark
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No cat I’ve ever owned has been this bad, but all of them have have delusions of Monarchy.

Cat: "What society thinks I do." "What my person thinks I do." "What my person's roommate thinks I do."  "What the dog thinks I do." "What I think I do." "What I actually do."