I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear
This is not the cheesiest tattoo I’ve ever seen, simply because I’ve seen one depicting Kraft’s Velveeta Shells & Cheese on someone at a WalMart in Virgina.
It’s a common fact that Roaches like dark places and run from the light, so I’m unsure if this means that there’s light in her underwear, or if she’s pretty sure her ass will never the light of day. Regardless… The last thing anyone wants to see when “unwrapping a present” is — bugs. *shudder!*
Again, we see English words used as a design element… in this case, the lyrics to a popular Eminem song. This is, however, not unlike the American idiot with, “I’m a sweet little prostitute,” tattooed on his arm in Chinese because he thought it said, “Fierce warrior.”
Seriously, this whole tattoo thing is getting old. Every day, someone’s on my Facebook feed sporting their “new ink.” And half of those, they can’t afford to feed their kids or pay back the money they borrowed, but they can afford a $200 tattoo? Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to breed…
And it’s not just the tattoos, but this whole “Tribal Subculture” bullshit, which includes body piercings, gauging and, less popularly, cutting. Or you can mix and match: tattoo a large breasted woman on your leg, and complete it with implants that make Dolly Parton look like a 12-year-old boy.
Tribal, my ass. What Tribe did all this? It must’ve been that Emo tribe on the Pacific Rim, long extinct because of their mass suicide…
