Posts Tagged with "ass"

Don’t Wanna Eat That…

March 3rd, 2015 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Jalapenos can make most anything better, but I’m not sure what Canadians are thinking these days…

McDonald's Canada: "Try a mighty anus with jalapenos"

Studying Women’s Asses

May 27th, 2013 at 9:01 pm by Mark
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Whether you’re a boob-man or an ass-man, you’ll be shocked by this recent study.

Women's Ass Size Study: There is a new study about women and how they feel about the size of their asses.  The results are rather interesting.  - 30% of women think their ass is too fat.  - 10% of women think their ass is too skinny.  - 60% say they don't care, love him, think he's a good man, and they would't trade him for anything in the world.


Does She Call it a Rump Roach?

May 17th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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It’s a common fact that Roaches like dark places and run from the light, so I’m unsure if this means that there’s light in her underwear, or if she’s pretty sure her ass will never the light of day. Regardless… The last thing anyone wants to see when “unwrapping a present” is — bugs. *shudder!*

Tattoed a roach on her ass?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Avatar Cannon – The Amazing Human Suppository!

March 31st, 2010 at 6:00 am by Mark
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Most of us have seen this type of Video Game before, especially the nostalgic incarnation where you shoot a monkey out of a cannon and attempt to get the best distance while arching through the air and bouncing back from the ground. However, this version, available now for a mere 240 points on Xbox Live Marketplace, uses your very own Xbox Live avatar, features stunning graphic imagery of an African svelte and includes the very real chance that your avatar may end up shoulders deep in an elephant’s ass!

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Before Wiping Your Ass…

October 9th, 2009 at 11:48 am by Glenn
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…do you fold or crumple the toilet paper?

Why the fuck does this shit come to mind? I’ll never know.